Thursday, April 06, 2006


Leone (Pet): Goddamn bad kitty!

Spawnkitty: Calm down.

Leone: You are so bad!

Spawnkitty: What? The window was open! Sheesh.

Leone: You didn't have to jump out it!

Spawnkitty: I am a Spawnkitty; what do you expect?

Leone: A little common sense! Chuck didn't jump through it! It's dangerous out there!

Spawnkitty: For Chuck maybe, not for a Spawnkitty like me.

Leone: You are bad! A bad bad mongrel of a kitty!

Spawnkitty: Whatever.

Leone: We called, and called, and called, and you didn't come! Both my friend and I ran around in stocking feet looking for you!

Spawnkitty: Hey, I was busy eating grass.

Leone: and then puking it up no doubt! And finally, when Jenn found you, what did you do?

Spawnkitty: I had places to go!

Leone: you walked away! Jenn scaled a bloody fence to get you and you walked away! That's just rotten!

Spawnkitty: Places to go I tell you! Besides, I decided to come home.

Leone: Yeah, when Jenn and Leboe corner you and then Jenn threw food in the house so you chased it.

Spawnkitty: It was all my choice.

Leone: You are sooooo bad.

Spawnkitty: I am a Spawnkitty.

Leone: Bad.

Spawnkitty: I want tuna.

Monday, April 03, 2006

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Spawnkitty!

  1. Grapes explode if you put them inside Spawnkitty!
  2. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Spawnkitty orbiting the Earth!
  3. A lump of Spawnkitty the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
  4. Spawnkitty will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music!
  5. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Spawnkitty!
  6. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Spawnkitty for the rest of the day!
  7. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Spawnkitty!
  8. Spawnkitty was the first Tsar of Russia.
  9. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Spawnkitty.
  10. The condom - originally made from Spawnkitty - was invented in the early 1500s!
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Editors note: number eight is incorrect. It is suppose to read: Spawnkitty bit Tom Cruise.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Chuck!

  1. The deepest part of Chuck is over 35,000 feet deep.
  2. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and Chuck!
  3. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Chuck.
  4. Banging your head against Chuck uses 150 calories an hour.
  5. Chuck was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
  6. About 100 people choke to death on Chuck each year.
  7. The only Englishman to become Chuck was Nicholas Breakspear, who was Chuck from 1154 to 1159.
  8. Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of Chuck.
  9. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil Chuck!
  10. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Chuck.
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