I'm Coming Sabre!

I am a spawnkitty.
I bite.
On occasion I purr.
I reign down a terrible venegence on those who deny me tuna.
My claws extend only to pierce.
I enjoy my naps.
I have never fallen in the bathtub.
I have eaten countless flies.
Fear me.
4 Comments:
Wait until Jim is all distractoo watching Lost on DVD with Jenn and your pet, and then you can sneak into his wallet, borroo his 'Merican Spress Card and buy a plane tickoo on the internoo. Mayboo you could buy us some caaaandy while you're at it. And get some more tuna for Sabre--from the Bears.
*much nodding of Bears*
Let us know if you need any more help getting ready for your big trip.
OK Bye
Spike (the Bear)
Wow, it really makes one wonder if you all were to organise...
Spike, thank you so much. I'm at work so Sabre doesn't know about your offer yet, but I'll show it to her tonight after yoga. Me doing yoga, not her. The leg is getting better, but she'd rather beat up on the kitten.
I love Spike's posts. I can totally imagine his bags containing tuna and kitty treats!
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