I reign down a terrible venegence on those who deny me tuna. My claws extend only to pierce. I enjoy my naps. I have never fallen in the bathtub. I have eaten countless flies. Fear me.
It is too bad there isn't the final picture of the next morning. When the majority of the tulip flowers were on the table surrounding the vase - totally chewed through.
All flowers are evil and must be chewed. My girl is sneaky and hangs plants from the ceiling where I can't get to them. But she left ribbon lying around, and it's equally evil, so I chewed it all up.
Why is it these people don't see that we're attempting to save them from the evil?
Oh, and I hunted and killed a spider last night. Then I got treats!
Spike, you were being very Spawnkitty-ish while I was there. First, there's what you did to the tulips.
And then when I was doing yardwork, and all the humoos were outside, I looked through the kitchen window and what were you doing? Standing on the kitchen counter (where you aren't supposed to be), licking the dirty dishes, and starting back out the window at me.
And a little later, when all of us humans were still outside, I looked through the living room window and what did I see? You were standing on the TV (where you aren't supposed to be), chewing on a plant, and looking out the window at me.
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It is too bad there isn't the final picture of the next morning. When the majority of the tulip flowers were on the table surrounding the vase - totally chewed through.
And I'm still not convinced of their evilness.
They're pretty! I wondered what had happened to the tulips, when one of your yumoos mentioned kitties and tulips not mixing...
You ate them?
All flowers are evil and must be chewed. My girl is sneaky and hangs plants from the ceiling where I can't get to them. But she left ribbon lying around, and it's equally evil, so I chewed it all up.
Why is it these people don't see that we're attempting to save them from the evil?
Oh, and I hunted and killed a spider last night. Then I got treats!
~Callie
Spike, you were being very Spawnkitty-ish while I was there. First, there's what you did to the tulips.
And then when I was doing yardwork, and all the humoos were outside, I looked through the kitchen window and what were you doing? Standing on the kitchen counter (where you aren't supposed to be), licking the dirty dishes, and starting back out the window at me.
And a little later, when all of us humans were still outside, I looked through the living room window and what did I see? You were standing on the TV (where you aren't supposed to be), chewing on a plant, and looking out the window at me.
Jim
Yes, he was on quite a run while you were here!
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