Important Memo

To all members (kitties or otherwise) of Spawnkitty Residence, PG, BC, Canada:

• Kitties are allowed on counters, tables, laps, and dressers.
• Kitties should get at least 20% of whatever you are considering, preparing, or eating while in the kitchen or living room. Each.
  
• The fridge should be held open for the kitties when we decide we want in to pick out our lunch.
• The serious concern of lack of tuna in this household needs to be addressed.

There. Now stop whining.

Signed,
Royal Vulcan Spawnkitty Spike Andrew & Second in Command Spaz Lieutenant Chuck