Naptime is Naptime!

Honestly! Yumoos! First, they stay up too late! I am accustom to going to bed at 1opm, no later! What am I suppose to do when they stay up late? It's naptime! Not watch TV time, or knit time, or talk on the phone time, or have a bath time, or eat popcorn time. It's naptime! And now! Now they wake up too early! Much, much, much too early! That's the best time of the day! Naptime in the morning allows for optimum manipulation of yumoos because they are too tired to protest. Nap on arms, legs, bellies, lie across their necks, their feet. Instead of allowing me my right to naptime, they jump around the living room like freaks! Freaks I tell you! Honestly. Yumoos.