humoo loogic sucks

humoos are silly. I do not understand their stupid loogic. I don't run. I don't play. I don't chase things and don't try to chase me. Just becoo Chuck follows kitty 'norms' doesn't mean you can try to scare me away from doorways and carpets. I may not be as 'Spawnkitty' as I once was, but don't be fooled. I am the originoo Spawnkitty, and I will always be. I will bite and stalk and hunt. Chuck's pets theory that I am part vulcan is also acceptable. Vulcan Spawnkitty!



I'm onto you.

All of you.

Apologies will be accepted in the form of tuna. Thank you. Stupid humoos.