My morning

Run-run-run-run-run-jump on stove-jump on fridge-ontop of cupboards-scamper-scamper-lurch-hunch-widen eyes-scamper-scamper-jump on to pizza boxes on top of fridge-get scared-jump from fridge to floor-run-run-run-bite pet foot-run-run-run-jump from futon to scratching post-miss scratching post-hit wall-run-run-run-attack door-run-run-run-attack pet leg-get yelled at-run-run-run-run-run-jump into bathtub-lurk-jump out at pet-spaz-run-run-run-run-jump from armchair to window sill-whip tail back and forth-attack blinds-get yelled at-widen eyes-jump from windowsill to sidetable-knock over sidetable-run-run-run-run-attack pet leg-run away before can get yelled at-run-run-run-run-run-protect toilet-attack shower stall door-manage to hook one paw around top rim of shower stall door but fall anyways-run-run-run-run-bite pet foot-get yelled at-bite pet foot again-get yelled at-keep on biting pet foot anyways-get kicked-flatten ears and widen eyes-attack pet leg-get screamed at-run-run-defend toilet-run-run-run-run-run-collaspe-sleep.