Friday, June 03, 2005

My morning

Run-run-run-run-run-jump on stove-jump on fridge-ontop of cupboards-scamper-scamper-lurch-hunch-widen eyes-scamper-scamper-jump on to pizza boxes on top of fridge-get scared-jump from fridge to floor-run-run-run-bite pet foot-run-run-run-jump from futon to scratching post-miss scratching post-hit wall-run-run-run-attack door-run-run-run-attack pet leg-get yelled at-run-run-run-run-run-jump into bathtub-lurk-jump out at pet-spaz-run-run-run-run-jump from armchair to window sill-whip tail back and forth-attack blinds-get yelled at-widen eyes-jump from windowsill to sidetable-knock over sidetable-run-run-run-run-attack pet leg-run away before can get yelled at-run-run-run-run-run-protect toilet-attack shower stall door-manage to hook one paw around top rim of shower stall door but fall anyways-run-run-run-run-bite pet foot-get yelled at-bite pet foot again-get yelled at-keep on biting pet foot anyways-get kicked-flatten ears and widen eyes-attack pet leg-get screamed at-run-run-defend toilet-run-run-run-run-run-collaspe-sleep.

5 Comments:

Blogger mieka said...

Hi Spike. Sounds like a good morning. Not enough breaking and destroying stuff though. I posted my list on my blog for ya. I heard that evil Riley did a nasty in your digs... I've been telling my pets for months now, 'just let me bite his head off, I'll be doing everyone a favour' Do they listen? NOOoooo. Silly humans, think they know everything, they do.

4:29 PM  
Blogger Jenn said...

wow. busy morning. Soooo, how'd the afternoon go?

10:02 PM  
Blogger The Bears said...

Good work defending the toilet. The great generals always protect their water supply when attacking their... uh... pet's foot.

OK Bye
Blinky

10:03 PM  
Blogger julia said...

spawnkitty - my pet has tagged you for a meme... coem to her site to see it since i don't know how to do links in comments.

1:05 PM  
Blogger Cali said...

Wow, but what do you do in the afternoon?? Ok more specifically, What have you Done? We miss you Spawnkitty
Newt

10:44 AM  

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