Tuesday, May 17, 2005

How Dare Thee!

My Spawnkittiness has been called into question!!! I shall not stand for this! Or sit! Just the other night as the accused sat watching 'boxing' I fended off a most terrible attack! An outside non-spawnkitty kitty was attacking the house! Throwing himself/herself against the window but I kept all within safe! And this is the thanks I get? Nearly twice a week my pet lets loose a creature of most demonic beginnings loose in our home! I have to protect my food and my toilet! Not to mention I only recently nearly scaled the shower stall door! I am exhuasted with my spawnkitty duties! Basking the sunlight is how kitties fuel outselves. It was the great Hobbes who noted that cats have solar cells in their tummies. How else could I do all that I do?*sigh* Oh you humans.

3 Comments:

Blogger Jenn said...

You are right spawkitty spike. very very right about the solar energy. Ativan and chuck have been recharging like crazy lately.

9:09 AM  
Blogger Jill said...

ha ha, made you mad! (serves you right for doing nasty things to my carpet! Wait, that sounds really bad...)

And um, didn't the pane of glass save the house from the attacking kitty? Tell me, what role did you REALLY play?

3:56 PM  
Blogger Cali said...

http://www.calvin-and-hobbes.org/web/cra/ch.nsf/images/hobbes9.jpg/$File/hobbes9.jpg

Thought you might enjoy a visit from another spawnkitty
Newt
p.s. the solar energy idea is lost on our pets, we can not expect them to understand!

3:09 PM  

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