Spawnkitties Unite!
My name is Spike. I am a spawnkitty. I suffer through humans in order to eat tuna. And now I blog.
I am a spawnkitty.
I bite.
On occasion I purr.
I reign down a terrible venegence on those who deny me tuna.
My claws extend only to pierce.
I enjoy my naps.
I have never fallen in the bathtub.
I have eaten countless flies.
Fear me.
2 Comments:
spike it is i, loki cow, brother spawnkitty. i created a diversion by snotting on my pets' faces and use this moment to write to you. know that i am always near in darkness.
Welcome Loki Cow. In the darkness we cats reign. Power to your snot brother.
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