Ant Slayer
In every household there is a Chosen One. I alone will stand against the ants, the flying bugs, and the spray of waterbottles. I am the Slayer.
I kill the ants. I lick them into the carpet, I smoosh them with my wet nose, I pounce on them with both paws from up high. I am an Ant Slayer.
I kill the ants. I lick them into the carpet, I smoosh them with my wet nose, I pounce on them with both paws from up high. I am an Ant Slayer.
posted by Yonners at 10:04 a.m.
11 Comments:
Hmmm, so that would probably make Chuck part of your scoobie gang? Let's face it, Ativan is season one Cordie. Really not all that useful and kinda pissy.
Chuck is Willow, fourth and fifth season.
Spike~ My human would like to link your blog to hers and your owners too, would that be ok?
Newt
it is i... loki. i think i should play the role of spike.. in both the good and bad seasons. i love you but i hurt you.
Stompy: I want to be Tara.
Blinky: No, I want to be Tara.
Daphne Rose: I think Spike will pick me to be Tara.
*much looking at each other of Stompy and Blinky*
Stompy and Blinky: (in unison) Yeah, Spike will totally pick Daphne Rose over us.
Blinky: How about Noel "Snowflake" Chompsky for Giles?
Of course Daphne Rose is Tara. I need evidence of why Noel 'Snowflake' Chompsky is Giles. LokiCow is Spike.
Hey Spike, first of all, nice blog! Secondly, shouldn't Daphne Rose technically be Angel?
I bite you. And I see your point. Daphne Rose, however, has the grace and beauty of Tara. Hence, Tara.
I think Noel "Snowflake" Chompsky is probabloo Giles becoo even though he isn't British, he uses big words and is hard to understand. And he knows theories and stuff.
Also, he is a bit, uh, stuffy.
Don't tell him I said that.
OK Bye
Blinky
I'm very pleased to be Tara. She is so graceful and beautiful. Angel is also cool. But Amber Benson is totally cooler than David Boring-Ass.
So I'm very happy you made me Tara.
*kisses*
Daphne Rose
I accept the role of Giles to be filled by Noel 'Snowflake' Chompsky. And linkage to my blog is acceptable. Spawnkitties need to conquer the web together.
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