Friday, April 15, 2005

Ant Slayer

In every household there is a Chosen One. I alone will stand against the ants, the flying bugs, and the spray of waterbottles. I am the Slayer.

I kill the ants. I lick them into the carpet, I smoosh them with my wet nose, I pounce on them with both paws from up high. I am an Ant Slayer.


Blogger Jenn said...

Hmmm, so that would probably make Chuck part of your scoobie gang? Let's face it, Ativan is season one Cordie. Really not all that useful and kinda pissy.

11:33 a.m.  
Blogger Spike said...

Chuck is Willow, fourth and fifth season.

11:52 a.m.  
Blogger Cali said...

Spike~ My human would like to link your blog to hers and your owners too, would that be ok?

3:33 p.m.  
Blogger julia said...

it is i... loki. i think i should play the role of spike.. in both the good and bad seasons. i love you but i hurt you.

7:29 p.m.  
Blogger The Bears said...

Stompy: I want to be Tara.

Blinky: No, I want to be Tara.

Daphne Rose: I think Spike will pick me to be Tara.

*much looking at each other of Stompy and Blinky*

Stompy and Blinky: (in unison) Yeah, Spike will totally pick Daphne Rose over us.

Blinky: How about Noel "Snowflake" Chompsky for Giles?

7:59 p.m.  
Blogger Spike said...

Of course Daphne Rose is Tara. I need evidence of why Noel 'Snowflake' Chompsky is Giles. LokiCow is Spike.

9:27 p.m.  
Blogger Leone said...

Hey Spike, first of all, nice blog! Secondly, shouldn't Daphne Rose technically be Angel?

9:28 p.m.  
Blogger Spike said...

I bite you. And I see your point. Daphne Rose, however, has the grace and beauty of Tara. Hence, Tara.

9:29 p.m.  
Blogger The Bears said...

I think Noel "Snowflake" Chompsky is probabloo Giles becoo even though he isn't British, he uses big words and is hard to understand. And he knows theories and stuff.

Also, he is a bit, uh, stuffy.

Don't tell him I said that.

OK Bye

3:19 p.m.  
Blogger The Bears said...

I'm very pleased to be Tara. She is so graceful and beautiful. Angel is also cool. But Amber Benson is totally cooler than David Boring-Ass.

So I'm very happy you made me Tara.

Daphne Rose

3:23 p.m.  
Blogger Spike said...

I accept the role of Giles to be filled by Noel 'Snowflake' Chompsky. And linkage to my blog is acceptable. Spawnkitties need to conquer the web together.

10:21 p.m.  

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